My mother slipped in a girl's vomit at the Spice Girls Reunion concert.

I once didn't shower for a week and called it "grunge revival". I wore a Nirvana shirt for the majority of that week.

I knew I wanted to be a musician at 8 years old when I read that Aaron Carter had a Playstation on his tour bus.

A squirrel once peed on me at a bar mitzvah party. No one noticed.
    1. 19 notesTimestamp: Saturday 2011/05/07 16:30:22anna farissmiley facemoviecomediennefemale comedianfunnypotweedmarijuanacomedyactress
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      i am slowly becoming her
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