mardisonsharkel
Facts:

My mother slipped in a girl's vomit at the Spice Girls Reunion concert.

I once didn't shower for a week and called it "grunge revival". I wore a Nirvana shirt for the majority of that week.

I knew I wanted to be a musician at 8 years old when I read that Aaron Carter had a Playstation on his tour bus.

A squirrel once peed on me at a bar mitzvah party. No one noticed.
    1. 17 notesTimestamp: Friday 2011/05/06 22:30:59anna fariscomediennefemale comedianactresstake me home tonighthouse bunnyscary moviehot chickobserve and reporthilariousfunny
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      HAHAHAHA
    2. sexandotherunicorns reblogged this from mardisonsharkel and added:
      one of the most understated comediennes in the biz. hot damn, i love her.
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      lol it should say “i’m lost”
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      My GOD!!! She Is Soooo Cute!!!
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