Pat Conroy, The Prince of Tides (via fingeorge)
Facts:
My mother slipped in a girl's vomit at the Spice Girls Reunion concert.
I once didn't shower for a week and called it "grunge revival". I wore a Nirvana shirt for the majority of that week.
I knew I wanted to be a musician at 8 years old when I read that Aaron Carter had a Playstation on his tour bus.
A squirrel once peed on me at a bar mitzvah party. No one noticed.
